Elder Roberts 2019-2021

Aight so it was a pretty cool week. First things first my district leader and five other missionaries got sent home so I am currently a self appointed district leader over my comp haha. So now were all alone again in the house and our area got even bigger and not just because we adopted Alta Vista 1. When we take the bus to Rancha Anapra its about thirty minutes to the ranch and then another thirty to the end of the line, which is the border of NM. Then we can hike up a sandy mountain to another lil town where everyone steals electricity. Also in Rancho Anapra the hottest place to go on the weekends is the "nigth" club. Looks pretty cool hahaha. Sometimes here in mexico the stoplights do red and green at the same time but i´m never fast enough to get a picture of it. We were eating with the bishop´s family a few days ago and they put a basket of fruit on the table and I went to grab a mango but right next to the mango there was a pear that was bruised so it looked like a mang...

Hey yall not too much time but my new area is huge and we have this little town 30 minutes outside the city that I can see New Mexico from haha. My new companion is a really hard worker and we get along really well. I live in a house separated in two parts so there's really four missionaries there so that's really fun. There's a bunch of work here, we have like six baptismal dates. I went back to Del Real on saturday to dunk one of my oldest investigators. Gtg, go do some service or be nice to someone this week! peace, Smelly out

Aight yall pretty cool week. First off the ward turned back around to be way chill with us again. I was joking with some dudes in the chapel on Tuesday just giving crap back and forth and then they asked my if I would want to return to Juarez and I said I'd rather go hit up the DR so they were mad at me for a sec lol. Then on friday night I beat the ward record of eating 28 flautas by eating 30 in one sitting. I met a missionary from layton this week because they got locked out of their house one night so they had a sleepover at my mansion. Then the next night we had splits so I was up till at least 3 two nights in a row lol. We dug a big canal as a ward for a member who was having problems with her house flooding and of course they gave the gringo the broken shovel with splinters so I got 6 nice blisters. I'm getting transferred tomorrow and I forgot my new comp's name but I'm going to be finishing training him. I've heard he's tall, brazillian, and has a tatto...

Hey whaddup Utah welcome back to another episode of Ciudad Juarez. Last night my companion and I hit big goals because we had a conversation in our sleep lolol. My compa woke up but kept talking to me so basically we bein bffs and stuff. One night we were walkin on a dirt road when we heard something like car crashes and people screaming, so we kept walkin because whats new its juarez. It got louder until we came to a building one of my investigators owns. Turns out him and his band were practicing some Slipknot so obviously we chilled with them a while and they want us to go to there concert at midnight on thursday so who knows whats gonna happen!! Speaking of disobedience, at zone conference Pres pulled out the flame thrower and roasted us for not being good missionaries, lol. Honestly I havent done anything bad enough to be worried but today a lot of missionaries had special interviews with Pres. Basically the past two weeks weve contacted all day every day a...